Country Music Lover 歌词
Country Music Lover - Hermann Lammers Meyer
Written by：Braddock/Bobby
Oh I really thought that I'd learned to love her
I even took her home to meet my mother
That's why it breaks my heart to discover
That she ain't a country music lover
Well I already knew that we disagreed on politics
And religion
And it didn't really bother me too much
When I found out she didn't like to go fishin'
Well the trouble all started with the falllen
Cd's are buried
Like she thought Kitty Wells
Was a place
A cat goes to get water
Oh I really thought that I'd learned to love her
I even took her home to meet my mother
That's why it breaks my heart to discover
That she ain't a country music lover
But friends it didn't take me long to realize
That this old girl was in a fog
Well she even thought that Ferlin Husky
Was some kind of Eskimo dog
She thought the Texas Troubadour's
Were President Johnsons stand
And she even thought that Ernest Tubb
Was a sincere place to take a bath
Oh I really thought that I'd learned to love her
I even took her home to meet my mother
That's why it breaks my heart to discover
That she ain't a country music lover
Just to think that she'd been to college
And travelled around the world
And then the nerve to ask me if Bobby Bare
Was a striptease girl
But what really got my goat and made me explode
Would you believe that she thought Jonny Cash
Was money
You find in a commode
Oh I really thought that I'd learned to love her
I even took her home to meet my mother
That's why it breaks my heart to discover
That she ain't a country music lover
Man talk about being this
Were squirly ain't the word
Well she even thinks that Pete Drake is a duck
Western Union is a cowboys underwear
Oh I don't know what that is
Oh my God