The Biggest Aspidestra in the World 歌词
The Biggest Aspidistra In The World - Gracie Fields
Written by：Connor/Harper/Haines
For years we had an aspidistra in a flower pot
On the whatnot near the 'atstand in the 'all
It didn't seem to grow 'til one day our brother Joe
Had a notion that he'd make it strong and tall
So he's crossed it with an acorn from an oak
Tree
And he's planted it against the garden wall
It shot up like a rocket 'til it's nearly reached the sky
It's the biggest aspidistra in the world
We couldn't see the top of it it got so
Bloomin' high
It's the biggest aspidistra in the world
When father's had a snoot full at his pub 'the
Bunch of grapes'
He doesn't go all fighting mad and getting into scrapes
No you'll find him in his bear skin playing tarzan
Of the apes
Off the biggest aspidistra in the world
The tom cats and their sweethearts love to spend their
Evenings out
Up the biggest aspidistra in the world
They all begin meowing when the buds begin to sprout
From the biggest aspidistra in the world
The dogs all come around for miles a lovely sight
To see
They sniff around for hours and hours and wag their
Tails with glee
So I've had to put a notice up to say
It's not a tree
It's the biggest aspidistra in the world
My brother in the army
He is in the home difence
With the biggest aspidistra in the world
The cornel say's that stoping now
Will stuck with the briget bombs
With the biggest aspidistra in the world
When growing thing from body
Says all here proud
Young Joa has got his blood
Will soon be open hour
For the going just holding heat
From the very highest bound of the
Biggest aspidistra in the world