The Dirty Dozen (Remastered)

The Dirty Dozen (Remaster) - Speckled Red

Now I want all you womenfolks to fall in line

Shake your shimmy like I'm shaking mine

You shake your shimmy

And you shake it fast

You can't shake your shimmy

Shake your yes yes yes

Now you're a dirty mistreater

Robber and a cheater

Slip you in the dozen

Your pappy is your cousin

Your mama do the lordy lord

Yonder go your mama going out across the field

Running and shaking like an automobile

I hollered at your mama

And I told her to wait

She slipped away from me

Like a Cadillac Eight

Now she's a running mistreater

Robber and a cheater

Pappy is your cousin

Slip you in the dozen

Your mama do the lordy lord

I like your mama

Like your sister too

I did like your daddy

But your daddy wouldn't do

I met your daddy

On the corner the other day

You know by that

That he was funny that way

Tonight he's a funny mistreater

Robber and a cheater

Slip you in the dozen

Your papa is your cousin

Your mama do the lordy lord

God made him an elephant

And he made him stout

Wasn't satisfied

Until he made him a snout

Made his snout just as long as a rail

He wasn't satisfied

Until he made him a tail

He made his tail just to fan the flies

Wasn't satisfied

Until he made some eyes

He made his eyes

Just to look over grass

Wasn't satisfied

Until he made his yes yes yes

Made his yes yes yes

And didn't get it fixed

Wasn't satisfied until it made him sick

It made him sick Lord it made him well

You know by that

The elephant caught hell

Now he's a dirty mistreater

A robber and a cheater

Slip you in the dozen

Your pappy is your cousin

Your mama do the lordy lord