True Player for Real (feat. "Weird Al" Yankovic & Wheatus)

True Player For Real - MC Lars/Weird Al Yankovic/Wheatus

Written by：Brendan Brown/MC Lars/Phil Jimenez

Since I was 3 I had a D H D

Got in trouble constantly said just gotta be me

Nineteen years later I've got this piece of paper

It says congrats

You're broke english major

I still live with mom and dad

And it's kind of sad

When this stanford grad brings ladies to his pad

What up girl

Aren't you that rapper with

That song about hot topic

Maybe bukowski was right about women

Stop it

This is an old school jam

I'm dropping knowledge like plato

While most rappers track it

Backwards and stay flat like play dough

But I'm a minor threat

I flip scripts so they know

You can't taze me bro

Don't taze me bro

Nothing to conceal

Keep it surreal

Piss off the british press when

I'm like who's John peel

The enemy says

Lars is well rubbish

His single is bollocks but

I know that they love this

I'm M C lars true player for real

T P F R true player for real

It's my self referential introduction song

You never deal

True player for real

I'm M C lars true player for real

T P F R true player for real

The name's M C lars never large the charge

True player for real

Once upon a time grandmaster flash

Inspired these nerds with a culture clash

Once run D M C mixed rock guitars

With the kick

Snare

Kick kick snare

Public enemy took a political stand

Now we pirate these records like d**n the man

N W A

Got attacked by the media

Now we check the facts up on wikipedia

Can't get on the stage at the jay z show

So we boot up protools and bust a funky flow

Online for free we don't make dough

Okay just thought I'd let you know

And I can give you 27 reasons why

Hospong rhymes are just as fly

As anything born from mainstream rap

Till my laptop dies and I'll take that back

I'm M C lars true player for real

T P F R true player for real

Still my self referential introduction song

You know the deal

True player for real

I'm M C lars true player for real

T P F R true player for real

The name's M C lars

As make a rockstar

True player for real

Like ralph waldo emerson I stay self reliant

Genre defiant all ages shows with kobe bryant

I just checked billboard

My album's in the charts

I think therefore I soundscan

Right descartes

But am I a culture thief making hip hop sound white

Haven't got the right like lance lot the night

No came lot's a myth

And guinevere's a slut

So I'll jump into this mosh pit pants sagging like what

Key change

I'm M C lars true player for real

T P F R true player for real

Still my self referential introduction song

Make it know the deal

True player for real

I'm M C lars true player for real

T P F R true player for real

The name's M C lars

T P F R

True player for real

I kill it on stage with two the eyes why

Post punk laptop rap is the new D I Y

True player for real

T P F R true player for real

I kill it on stage

With two the eyes why

Post punk laptop rap is the new D I Y

T P F R true player for real

T P F R true player for real

True player

True player