Literal Monster

Literal Monster - Original StarKid Cast of Nerdy Prudes Must Die/Will Branner/Bryce Charles/Corey Dorris

Lyrics by：Jeff Blim

Composed by：Jeff Blim

He's got the hallway on lock

His fists are always half cocked

He's got me hiding in my locker

He's got the face of the saint

That postpubescent strength

The hottest girl

Yeah he knocked her

You have a girl he'll seduce her

You're not him you're a loser

It's best to drop and play dead

Place you hands on your neck

Call the feds

Lock the thread

He's straight ahead

You better leave your hopes behind

No one's gonna stop him

You better hope he's out of sight

Or you're doomed to be a victim

You won't defeat his kind

Never look in the eye

He's a literal monster

He is juiced he is jacked

He's hormones on the attack

He's the horror in every rumor

I swear to god he has fangs

Everyone knows how he bangs

No one to blame if there's no accuser

I once was his tutor

Then I regarded my future

You better

Like a nighthawk he preys

Like a jock he cliches

And we pray

And we pray

You better leave your hopes behind

You better

You better

No one's gonna stop him

You better

You better

You better hope he's out of sight

You better

Or you're doomed to be a victim

He roars

And he roars

And we cry

And we cry

He's the reason

He's the reason

With no why

He's a literal monster

A damn literal monster

I roar

And you cry

I'm the reason

You run and hide

I'm a literal

Don't need no one to tell me

High school will be my peak

So I'm willing to take advantage

There's only one out of reach

Her name is Chastity

It's a wound I can help her bandage

You all look disappointed

But but but

You couldn't do if you wanted

You better

So keep on judging me

That comes with infamy

You can leave

But you won't

Stay in your seat

You better leave your hopes behind

You better leave your hopes behind

No one's gonna stop him

No one's gonna stop me

You better hope he's out of sight

Outta sight

Or you're doomed to be a victim

Or you're doomed to be my victim

You won't defeat its kind

My kind

Never look in the eye

A predator of his size

My size

He's a literal monster

Cross your heart hope to die

You can watch as I rise

He's a literal monster

I will claim what is mine

I'm a literal monster