Swimmin' With The Wimmin'

Swimmin' With The Wimmin' - George Formby

Now every year about July

When summer time canes round

There's lots and lots of people at the seaside to be found

Some play golf or tennis others like to take a rest

But here's the kind of exercise that I enjoy the best

When I go swimmin' with the wimmin'

Ee I do have a real good time

Bobbing up and down in the water

It comes just below my Mason Dixie line

To see the ladies do their exercises

You wouldn't think that half of them were slimming

And when the girls stand up to sneeze

You can see their housemaids knees

If you go swimming with the wimming

Now even when I am at home

And working day to day

I always do look forward to my half day holiday

The people don't invite me out

They know my half day's mixed

I go out to the baths that day

Because the bathing's mixed

And I go swimming with the wimming

And I do have a real good time

I go bobbing up and down in the water

With a pretty girl whose name is Adeline

You ought to see her latest bathing costume

It's nothing but a little bit of trimming

And what I took to be her face

Turned out to be a different place

When I went swimming with the wimning

One day I went in with some of my relations

And someone went and pushed my Uncle Jim in

He came up gasping for his breath

And shouted "What a lovely death

To die when swimming with the wimming

Once I went swimming with the wimming

And I did feel a big soft thing

A woman went and fainted in the water

And where she disappeared it left a ring

So I jumped in with nearly all my clothes on

And swam until my eyesight started dimming

And after fighting for my life

I found I'd gone and saved the wife

So I've chucked swimming with the wimming