Cornfed Dames (Live)

Callin' all cows down on the farm

Hey Shut the door you born in a barn

I ain't no farmer that's no fun

Run some tractor till the work's all done

Hey milk it bossie

I'll buy ya a diamon ring

Now good girls can't play the rent these days

These cornfed dames done found a way

Unzip that zipper snap that snap

Round up the cattle in the

Cadillac

Whip that cream baby 'til the butter comes

Shake it baby shake it baby shake it baby shake it

4 times

Shake that thing

I'll buy ya a diamond ring

Now there's more things in

Tennessee

Than's a dreamed of in your philosophy

Gimme a barnful of cornfed dames

They wiggle a little

I burst into flames

Whip that cream baby 'til the butter comes

Callin' all you cornfed dames

Lux means bucks remember the name

Go put on some n'real loud

Let's get up and go get plowed

Shake that thing

I might buy you a diamond ring

Go put on the purple one with the plumes at the hip

Put it on upside down baby

You know that really makes me flip

I ain't no farmer