The Fall Guy

Well I'm not the kind to kiss and tell

But I've been seen with Farrah

I've never been with anything less than a nine so fine

I've been on fire with Sally Field

Gone fast with a girl named Bo

But somehow they just don't end up as mine

It's a death defyin' life I lead

I take my chances

I die for a livin' in the movies and TV

But the hardest thing I ever do

Is watch my leadin' ladies

Kiss some other guy while I'm bandagin' my knee

I might fall from a tall building

I might roll a brand new car

'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star

I've never spent much time in school

But I taught ladies plenty

It's true I hire my body out for pay Hey Hey

I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs

Blown up for Raquel Welch

But when I wind up in the hay it's only hay Hey Hey

I might jump an open drawbridge

Or Tarzan from a vine

'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine