Monosyllabic Girl

Monosyllabic Girl - NOFX

I take her to the aquarium she says shark

I take her to the planetarium she says dark

I take her to the seaside where she likes to spin and twirl

Now she says sure and cool and yeah

She's my monosyllabic girl

I take her to the university she says huh

I take her to our anniversary she says one

I take her to the jewelry store I said diamonds she said pearl

Oh everyone knows I'm in love with a monosyllabic girl

You know everyone knows I'm in love with a monosyllabic girl