Cretin Hop

There's no stopping the cretins from hopping

You got to keep it beating

For all the hopping cretins

Cretin Cretin

I'm going to go for a whirl with my cretin girl

My feet won't stop

Doing the Cretin Hop

Cretin Cretin

One-two-three-four

Cretins want to hop some more

Four-five-six-seven

All good cretins go to heaven

There's no stopping the cretins from hopping

You got to keep it beating

For all the hopping cretins

Cretin Cretin

I'm going to go for a whirl with my cretin girl

My feet won't stop

Doing the Cretin Hop

Cretin Cretin

One-two-three-four

Cretins want to hop some more

Four-five-six-seven

All good cretins go to heaven