Internet Celebrity

What would you like to be when you grow up

I wanna be internet famous

Ah ah ah

Good morning

I woke up like this

Well after make up

And like a hundred pics

So fancy

Double o t d

Double take then double tap

Keep swiping on that app

So into what's in what's not

So over who's cool who's hot

You should totally follow me

I got what you wanna see

Picture perfect vanity

Internet celebrity

Long vacations overseas

Shiny things and shopping sprees

My life's like your fantasies

Internet celebrity

Let me take a selfie

Caption oh so deep

Lyrics maybe

Or some quote I'll steal

So savvy

About the news this week

How could you say I don't care

What about those links I share

So into what's in what's not

So over who's cool who's hot

You should totally follow me

I got what you wanna see

Picture perfect vanity

Internet celebrity

Long vacations overseas

Shiny things and shopping sprees

My life's like your fantasies

Internet celebrity

I have a dream

That people will once again

Relate to each other

And connect face to face

My friends we're hanging

Instead of being home alone

Such fun we're having

Staring at our phones

So into what's in what's not

So over who's cool who's hot

Another famous robot

You should totally follow me

I got what you wanna see

Picture perfect vanity

Internet celebrity

Long vacations overseas

Shiny things and shopping sprees

My life's like your fantasies

Internet celebrity

Everybody please love me

Say I'm what you wanna see

Cure my insecurity

Internet celebrity

I'll feel like I'm somebody

Getting shiny things for free

I so badly wanna be an

Internet celebrity

Everybody

Everybody

Everybody

Internet celebrity

Everybody

Everybody

Everybody

Internet celebrity

Everybody

You me everybody

Why don't we all be internet celebrities

Why waste your time on silly things

Like books or people

When you can be famous

There's no limit to how low we should stoop

No line we should not cross

As long as we go viral