Reefer Man

Oh have you ever met that funny ** man

Oh have you ever met that funny ** man

If he says he'll swam to China

And he'll sell you South Carolina

Then you know you're talking to that ** man

Have you ever met that funny ** man

Have you ever met that funny ** man

If he says he walks the ocean

Every time he takes the notion

Then you know you're talking to that ** man

Have you ever met a funny ** man

Have you ever met a funny ** man

If he takes a sudden mania

Wants to give you Pennsylvania

Then you know you're talking to that ** man