Nobody's Chasing Me

The breeze is chasing the zepher

The moon is chasing the sea

The bull is chasing the heifer

But nobody's chasing me

The cooker is chasing the chicken

The pooch is chasing the flea

The cat is taking a licking

But nobody's chasing me

Nobody wants to own me

And I object

Nobody wants to phone me

Even collect

The leopard's chasing the leopard

The chimp some chap chimpanzee

The sheep is chasing the shepherd

But nobody's chasing me

The flood is chasing the Chevvy

But nobody's chasing me

Each night I get the mirror

From off the shelf

Each night I getting queerer

Chasing myself

The clowns are almost a mixum

The hens are chasing TV

The fox is chasing the vixen

But nobody is chasing me

Nobody's chasing me