Anatole Of Paris

Anatole Of Paris - Danny Kaye/Jane Wyman/Bing Crosby (平克·劳斯)

Written by：Sylvia/Fine

It all began

When I was born

A month too soon

I'm I was frightened

By a runaway

Saloon

Pa was forced to be a hobo

Because he played the oboe

And the oboe it is clearly understood

Is an I'll wind

That no one

Blows good

I'll never forget the morning

That grandpa ate the awning

To impress a pretty lady

Who went for men that was shady

Then Uncle Josia let the great resco fire

Ran off to Hawaii with the o'leary cow

Which his loving wife resented

And there upon invented

A rolling pin that strikes and then says pow

And I'm the result of the twisted eugenics

Of this family of inbred schizophrenics

The end of a long long line of bats

I design

Women's hats

I'm anatole of Paris

I shriek with chic

My hat of the week

'Cause 6 divorces 3 runaway horses

I'm anatole of Paris

My small group fruit

Make heavy news from the deb new casement

To all back basement

Let me get my paw

On a little piece of straw and viola

A chapeau

At 60 bucks a throw

It's how I pull and chew on it

The little things I do on it

Like placing yards of lacing

Or a bicycle built for two on it

The little ones the big ones

The sat on by a pig ones

The foolish ones that perch

And the ghoulish ones that lurch

The one called whiskey sour

Designed for the cocktail hour

A little snip a potato chip

And a trifle off the eiffel tower

I'm anatole of Paris I must design

I'm just like wine

I go to your head

Give me thread and the needle

I itch I twitch to stitch

I'm a glutton for cutting

For putting with the button

To snip and pluck nip and tuck

Fix and trim plan the brim

Tote that barge lift that to bail

I'm anatole of Paris

I cannot vick the deb s*x they want

Shops from the frery

Chops from the dery

They learn to wear the stone of the queen mary

And why do I sew each new chapeau

With a style they most look positively grim in

Strictly between us

Entre nous

I hate women