The Boyfriend Song

The Boyfriend Song - Gentleman Reg

Boyfriend boyfriend where are you

I ain't got no money and I ain't got no boyfriend

Boyfriend boyfriend where are you

I ain't got no money and I ain't got no boyfriend

Tell me how to grow into what you know

Skip past all the quiet months of shyness that I hold

Formalities be stashed

I've no use for that

Seems that age has snuck up to attack

It's the light that missed me

It's those man sized titties

Someone should have told the kids the truth about what's pretty

You notice no eyes staring

Suddenly you're caring

And willing to take plunges if they were daring

Soon it's gonna come around

It's gonna sing the song you never wrote

It will astound

Boyfriend boyfriend where are you

I ain't got no money and I ain't got no boyfriend

Boyfriend boyfriend where are you

I ain't got no money and I ain't got no boyfriend

How much time must pass

How long I can last

What's the chance he's out there you're crossing different paths

Maybe I was blinking

My island's slowly sinking

I need a strong arm to do the rescuing

Now I will accost all the time lost

Grab it by the neck and make it cough up what

I want

There's no getting back years of singles past

What would be the point in lamenting that

Soon it's gonna come around

It's gonna sing the song you never wrote

It will astound

Boyfriend boyfriend where are you

I ain't got no money and I ain't got no boyfriend

Boyfriend boyfriend where are you

I ain't got no money and I ain't got no boyfriend

I ain't got no money and I ain't got no boyfriend

I ain't got no money

But I've got to get my boyfriend back