Put It There Pal

Put It There Pal - Bing Crosby (平克·劳斯)/Bob Hope

I don't care where I'm going

Just as long as I'm with you

Put it there pal Put it there

I'll be just like your horses

And I'll stick to you like glue

Put it there pal Put it there

I'm glad you're fooling Pepsodent

Stealing all that cash

I hear your show on Thursdays

What a lot of eggs you smash

Well at least I don't depend upon

Cologne's big moustache

You're faithful and you're fair

Put it there

You've got that something in your voice

So right for selling cheese

Put it there pal Put it there

You know I think your jokes are great

It's just that folks are hard to please

Put it there pal Put it there

Your face could make a fortune

Just your nose should make a lot

I like the way you wear those gaudy-colored shirts you've got boy

The only time a rainbow ever covered up a pot

You're such a perfect square

Shall we dance

Sorry I have my heavy underwear on

Oh just to once around to the adrenalin huh

Well OK if I lead

My colleague my crony my cohort my friend

Companions confederates chums to the end

Like meat and potatoes or salt and tomatoes

Boy what a blend

Don't put it in the paper

Don't put it on the air (I'll finish it)

Don't put it in your pipe

Put it there