I Kissed a Ghoul

I Kissed A Ghoul - Nekromantix

Saturday night hanging out at the local dive

What was meant to be 1 drink turned into 2 3 4 5

Nothing much was going on the place was pretty much dead

My buddy said this joint suck I'm going home to bed

That's when I saw her sitting in the bar

She was quite attractive yet extremely bizarre

I told my friend I'll stick around for at least another shot

I couldn't get my eyes off her my god

She was so friggen hot

I downed my jagger bomb and by then I could hardly stand

No wonder my bar-tap is close to a grand

I was trying to come up with the perfect pick up line

And to impress her I ordered the most expensive red wine

Hey babe what's up are you single

Or do you have a guy

Well at least tell me your name still she didn't reply

I put my arm around her she didn't resist or say no

That's when I knew the deal was sealed

Oh boy she was ready to go

I kissed a ghoul and I liked it

I kinda liked the bitter taste of her rotten upper lip

I kissed a ghoul I won't deny it

I hope my girlfriend won't find out I know she will trip

Sunday Monday happy days Tuesday went by

I couldn't get her out of my head I don't know why

I looked for her everywhere I even searched the mall

Trying to track down my dead booty call

That's when my girlfriend she was on to me

She was out of control more deadly than a killer bee

I tried to calm her down but she was mad as

Said she hoped I dropped dead or got hit by a truck

I kiss a ghoul and I love it

No more girlfriend she pushed me off a cliff

I make out with a ghoul I won't deny it

Now I'm a happy corpse dating a stiff