Leo (Skit)

Artist：ja rule

Songs Title：leo

This is leo and i'm the cousin of the b**ch that don't know what the f**k she

Talkin bout i am the real psychic man next caller

Caller hello miss leo my uh boyfriend is in jail and i wanna know uh when he

Ok i know he will be-he-wi- your boyfriend hold on the cards never lie

Tyra readin and i am psychic and i am leo and i know when your boyfriend will

Be home hold on i will tell you the charge is 50 dollar a minute are u cool

With that you cool wit - ok then hold on your gonna hold on for 15 minute hold

On hold on okay - hold 15 minute hold on next caller

Yes umm i wanna know if uh my mom is have affair with my boyfriend

Oh now see girl this is a very difficult one for me to read becuase i

See i see darkness in your future i see now now is your mother a whore

Yeas

Now see dis is what they talk dis is what the cards say dis is what me

Thought dis is what me taught now uh does your momma uhh hold on let me

Get this one together hold on its a 50 dollar charge fee a minute are you

Cool wit dat you cool wit dat

Okay

Okay den you hold on too ten minute hold on for you caller who on the

Line

Ajuya

Ajuya what the hell u want

Umm i was just at the clinic and i'm curious to know--

Hold on you want to know who the baby's daddy is am i right

（gasp） oh my god

See that what we know the cards never lie its all in the tyra readin

Now now i see i see in the cards i see a a tall one a tall one he has

He has shot feet

Caller yes

Ok and now i see a fat one now the fat one hes poor hes rather poor he

Broke is the fat one broke

Michael yes

His name uh now see girl my cards say that his name is fred his name

Not michael its fred

（gasp ）how do you know that

See he been lying to yo girl yes the fat one been lying to you so u know

What this leads me to believe it was the other one you were f**king with the

Other one it was neither one of them it was the other one girl now if you'd

Like to know anything else your gonna have to hold on