Time Machine

I opened up this year's history book

And put my liver when I take a look

That one page 219 was a these year's Egyptian queen

Although se lived in 450 bc

Kiel Patrick is the chick for me

I'm gonna build a time machine

So I can go back in magazine

I'm gonna make some time with my Egyptian queen

In my little old time machine

Pretty soon I'll be making the gig

When I set the do that on my thing and my jig

I pull the prank and turn the dial

And very soon I'll be on the nile

Holding hand with my Kiel kid

Sitting in the shape of a pyramid

I'm gonna build a time machine

So I can go back in magazine

I'm gonna make some time with my Egyptian queen

In my little old time machine

You got a daddy who is rich as old king todd

I hear the mummies are all wrapped up

Got a room with diamonds on every shelf

When I walk in to say help yourself

I'll fill my pocket in after a while

We'll make some time 1960 style

I'm gonna build a time machine

So I can go back in magazine

I'm gonna make some time with my Egyptian queen

In my little old time machine

Look at that girl go

Like she sure is hoppa septic

Like wow

Look at that snake away from my girl

Oh no

It's too late