Makin' Whoopee

Makin' Whoopee - Marlene Dietrich

Everytime I hear that march from

Lowingrin

I am always on the outside lookin' in

Maybe that is why I see the funny side

When I see a foren brother take a bride

Weddings make a lot of people sa-ad

And if another greuam it's not so bad

Another bride another June

Another sunny honeymoon

Another season another reason

For makin' whoopee

A lot o' shoes a lot o' rice

The groom is nervous he answers twice

It's really killing that he's so willing

To make whoopee

Now picture a little love nest

Down where the roses cling

Now picture that same sweet love nest

Think what a year can bring

He's washin' dishes and baby clothes

He's so ambitious he even sews

So don't forget folks

That's what you get folks

For makin'

It is a you

All even a less

What's this I hear Well can't you guess

She feels neglected and he's suspected

Of makin'

She sits alone most every night

He doesn't phone he does even write

He says he's busy but she say's "is he "

He's makin'

He doesn't make much money

Only five thousand per

Some judge thinks he's funny

Says you'll pay six to her

Now he says judge suppose I fail

And he says budge

Your go to jail

Your better keep her haha

Make it's cheeper

Then making

So don't forget folks that's what you get folks

For makin' whoopee

For makin' whoopee

For makin' whoopee