Million Dollar Secret

Million Dollar Secret - Helen Humes

I'm gonna tell all you girls a secret

Please keep it to yourself

I'm gonna tell all you girls a secret

Please please keep it to yourself

Now it's a million dollar secret

So please don't tell nobody else

Now if you're a real young girl

And you want to get rich quick

Get an old old man girls

And that'll be the lick

You know those old men are fine

Yes they really know just what to do

Now they'll give you lots of loving

But they'll give you a whole lot of money too

Now he'll tickle you under your chin

And he'll scratch you on your side

He'll say "Wake up you fine young thing

Give me my morning's exercise"

Those old men are fine

Yes they really know what to do

Now they'll give you lots of loving

But they'll give you a whole lot of money too

Now I've got a man who's seventy-eight

And I'm just thirty-three

Everybody thinks I'm crazy

But his will's made out to me

Yes that man is fine

Girls he really knows just what to do

Why he'll give you lots of loving

But he'll give you a whole lot of money too