Have You Got Any Castles, Baby

Have You Got Any Castles, Baby - Bobby Darin

I have dreamed about romance a lot

Men like Galahad and Sir Lancelot

Always did the things I'd like to do

Physically I'm not as durable

But romantically I'm incurable

And I'd like to do the same for you

Have ya got any castles

You want me to build baby

Have ya got any dragons

You wanna have killed baby

I'll get into my seven league boots

I'll get into my bulletproof suits

Get out my revolver that shoots

And rat-a-tat-tat down they'll go

Have ya got any mortgages

You wanna have paid baby

Have ya got any villains

That you wanna have laid to rest

After all my adventures are through

And I bring home a dragon or two

You can tell all the papers

That I did it because I love you

Have ya got some castles

You want me to build baby

And maybe ya got a few dragons

You'd like to have killed baby

I'll get into my ivy league suit

Put on a pair of desert boots

With an ivy league suit

Some desert boots 'kay boy

You'll never get into westerns that way

Ah ya got some mortgages

You'd like to have paid baby

Maybe ya got some villains

You wanna have laid to rest

After all my adventures are through

And I bring home a dragon or two

You can tell all the papers

That I did it 'cause I love you you