If I Were a Bell

If I Were a Bell - Marlon Brando/Jean Simmons

Written by：Frank Loesser

Ask me how do I feel

How do you feel

Ask me now that we're cozy and clinging

Well Sir

All I can say is if I were a bell

I'd be ringing

From the moment we kissed tonight

That's the way I've just got to behave boy

If I were a lamp I'd light

And if I were a banner I'd wave

Ask me how do I feel

Little me with my quiet upbringing

Well Sir

All I can say is if I were a gate

I'd be swinging

And if I were a watch I'd start

Popping my springs

Or

If I were a bell I'd go

Ding dong ding dong ding

Ask me how do I feel from this chemistry lesson I'm learning

Chemistry

Ya chemistry

All I can say is if I were a bridge

I'd be burning

Yes I knew my moral would crack

From the wonderful way that you looked

Boy

If I were a duck I'd quack

Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked

Ask me how do I feel

Ask me now that we're fondly caressing

Hell

If I were a salad I know I'd be splashing my dressing

Ask me how to describe this whole

Beautiful thing

Well

If I were a bell I'd go

Ding

Dong

Ding

Dong

Ding