I Shall Scream (From "Oliver")

I Shall Scream - Hope Jackman/Paul Whitsun-Jones

Mr bumble I shall scream

No you wouldn't heigh ho

If I wanted something special

Then you couldn't say no

Did I nearly catch you smiling

Yes I did and it's beguiling

If you hand is close I'll press it

Yes you like it come confess it

Yes you do

No I don't

Yes you do

I shall scream

I shall scream

'Til they hasten to my rescue I shall scream

Since there's nobody that's near us

Who could see us or could hear us

If you ask you can I kiss you

Say what will my pretty miss do

I shall scream scream scream

If I pinch you one pinch

From your shy protective shell

Can I un inch you one inch

Will my blithesome buxom beauty

Let her suitor do his duty

Tho' his lap ain't very large dear

Sit upon it there's no charge dear

Will you sit

No I shan't

Will you sit

I shall scream

I shall scream

For the safety of my virtue I shall sream

Tho' your knee is rather cosy

See my cheeks are getting rosy

You would have me in your power

If I sat here for an hour

I shall scream scream scream

You're a naughty bad man

If you think I can't be proper

Prim and haughty I can

And you'll pardon if I mention

You must state your true intention

Is there not another room here no

If there were a bride and groom here would there be

Well there might

We shall see

I shall scream

I shall scream

At the thought of what you're thinking I shall scream

You will wonder where the scream went

When we come to an agreement

As my lovey dovey is chubby

Could she love a chubby hubby

I shall scream Mr bumble

I shall scream bumble wumble

I shall scream scream

Scream