Divorce Me C.O.D.

Divorce Me C.O.D. - Merle Travis

I just bought me a great long ticket

I'm gonna use it at 4 P M

So you can call your secret love

And tell the news to him

You thought your little romance

Was on the strict Q T

So if you want your freedom P D Q

Divorce me C O D

I won't be around

To hear you cry

I'm Texas bound

And by and by

You can reach me down in Dallas

A general delivery

So if you want your freedom P D Q

Divorce me C O D

There's gonna come a day girl

When you'll be feelin' blue

You'll faner junk pay your bill

With a little old I O U

This dynamite you're playin' with

May be T N T

So if you want your freedom P D Q

Divorce me C O D

No need to fall

Down on your knees

'Cause I all I know

Are my ABC

I ain't no college professor

I ain't got no P H D

But if you want your freedom P D Q

Divorce me C O D

I won't be around

To hear you cry

I'm Texas bound

And by and by

You can reach me down in Dallas

A general delivery

So if you want your freedom P D Q

Divorce me C O D