I've Been Tired

One two three

She's a real left winger

'Cause she's been down south

And held possums in her arms

She said

"I could tell you stories that

Could make you cry what about you "

I said "Me too I could tell

You a story that would make you cry"

And she sighed "Ah"

I said "I wanna be

A singer like Lou Reed"

"I like Lou Reed " she said

Sticking her tongue in my ear

"Let's go let's sit let's talk

Politics goes so good with beer

And while we're at it baby

Why don't you tell me

One of your biggest fears "

I said "Losing my penis

To a whore with disease"

"Just kidding"

I said "Losing my life

To a whore with disease"

She said "Excuse me please "

I said "Losing my life

To a horrible disease"

She said "Please"

Well I'm a humble

Guy with healthy desire

Don't give me no sh*t because

I've been tired I've been tired

I've been tired

I've been tired I've been tired

I've been tired

I told the tale of a girl

But I call her a woman

She's a little bit older than me

Strong legs strong face

Voice like milk breasts

Like a cluster of grapes

I can't escape her ways she raised me

She make me feel like Solomon

Beware your babies even

If you have no one

And while we're at it baby

Why don't you tell me

One of your biggest fears

You don't want to sleep

After setting my loins on fire

Well that's okay because

I've been tired I've been tired

I've been tired

I've been tired I've been tired

I've been tired

I've been tired I've been tired

I've been tired

I've been tired I've been tired

I've been tired

I've been tired I've been tired

I've been tired

T I R E D spells it spells it

Spells it spells it