Ride for Aids (feat. Alaska 5000) Lyrics
Ride for Aids - Willam/Alaska 5000
I'm a modern privileged gay
You spend most evenings on your back
Disposable income everyday
I think it's time that we both give back
Turn off doctor oz
Ride a bike for a good 'cause
Raise some dough for our friends who are pos
Training sweating that sh*t hurts
Feel the wind blowing in your hair
Trading in our mini skirts
For some fashionable active wear
I don't see the appeal
Plus I can't ride a bike in heels
But just think how good you'll feel
Get your a** to san francisco
Then ride down to LA
Safety first so wear a helmet
B**ch I said no way
How 'bout I ride a flat bed
I'll look cute and pay for gas
'Cause you know I love a road trip
But clif bar tastes like a**
You're a shady f**king drag queen
Probably going straight to hell
But then you do a little aids ride
And the pr goes well
I'll look like a real good person
With generous wayscharity
Oh I'll make a stank face baby
But I'll ride for aids
Are you a starbucks lover willam
Is there wifi on this thing
I will beat you with your selfie stick
Young man sexual body wear
Plus the lycra shows off his dick
Oh my gosh the view is right
I will bike all through the night
Pitch a tent it feels so nice
So each mile that I go
Makes the donations pile on up
Plus we get free gatorade
Can I get some backup in my
Shut your mouth you'll swallow a bug
It's a nice break from drag and drugs
Plus I get to shake these big jugs
You're a shady f**king drag queen
Probably going straight to hell
But then you do a little aids ride
And the pr goes well
I'll look like a real good person
With generous charity ways
I'll make a stank face baby
But I ride for aids
So please follow up and donate
To fight hiv org
Give a little and you'll get back
It'll be a smorgasbord
Give some cash if you ain't got time
Good karma gets you laid
And we'll make a stank face baby
But we'll ride for aids
Please don't sue us taylor swift
We're do gooders
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Please don't sue us taylor swift
We're do gooders
Go and donate to the site in the footer
You're a shady f**king drag queen
Probably going straight to hell
But then you do a little aids ride
And the pr goes well
You're like a real good person
With generous charity ways
I'll make a stank face baby
But I fight for aids
So please follow up and donate donate
To fight hiv dot org
Give a little and you'll get back
It'll be a smorgasbord
Give some cash if you ain't got time
Good karma gets you laid
And we'll make a stank face baby
But we'll ride for aids