A fine romance (Original Recorded Version) Lyrics
A fine romance (Original Recorded Version) - Fred Astaire/Johnny Green & His Orchestra
A fine romance with no kisses
A fine romance my friend this is
We should be like a couple of
Hot tomatoes
But you're as cold as yesterday's
Mashed po-tah-toes A fine romance you won't nestle
A fine romance you won't even wrestle
You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France
I haven't got a chance this is a fine romance
A fine romance my good fellow
My strong aged-in-the-wood woman
You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean
At least they flap their fins to express emotion
A fine romance with no clinches
A fine romance with no pinches
You never give the orchids I send a glance
No you like cactus plants this is a fine romance