Pretzel Logic (Live) Lyrics
I would love to tour the Southland
In a traveling minstrel show
Yes I'd love to tour the Southland
In a traveling minstrel show
Yes I'm dying to be a star and make them laugh
Sound just like a record on the phonograph
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago oh yeah hey hey
I have never met Napoleon
But I plan to find the time
I have never met Napoleon
But I plan to find the time yes I do
'Cause he looks so fine upon that hill
They tell me he was lonely he's lonely still
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago oh yeah
I stepped up on the platform
The man gave me the news
He said You must be joking son
Where did you get those shoes Where did you get those shoes
Well I've seen 'em on the TV the movie show
They say the times are changing but I just don't know
These things are gone forever
Over a long time ago oh yeah oh yeah hey hey