No Chemise Please

I had a date for the hop last night

Up to her door everything seemed right

But to my surprise as I opened the door

I couldn't tell the front from the back

Cause she was wearin' a sack dress

Whew what a mess

The last time I saw her man what a shape

And now she's got a shape like an egg

No chemise please not for me please

Well you can take back the sack leave it hangin' on the rack

And bring a sweater back

When we arrived at the hop

We started in doin' the stroll

I told her I wanted to stop

But she wanted rock and roll

I told her forty times and it really was a crime

I was talkin' to the back of her head

No chemise please not for me please

Well you can take back the sack leave it hangin' on the rack

Instrumental interlude

Sure would like to find the creator

Who covered up my baby in this tent

He musta been a woman-hater

I keep wonderin' where the wiggle went

So won't you change the fad have pity on me please

Put 'er back in her dungarees

No chemise please not for me please

Well you can take back the sack leave it hangin' on the rack

And bring a sweater back

No chemise please not for me please

Well you can take back the sack leave it hangin' on the rack

Bring a sweater back