You Deserve an Oscar Lyrics
Clap your hands and catch a fly
Bite an apple shut your eyes
Moisturize your skin is dry
Goes the ringing of the bell
Tell your friends youre doing well
Call a doctor about your health
And I think you deserve an Oscar
For pretending nothings wrong
Every day theres something else
But you carry yourself
Like the greatest actor
Acting like the world is not
Breaking up before your eyes
You deserve a prize
Take a supplement for sun
Try and sleep with everyone
No youre doing nothing wrong
Kiss a season on the mouth
Take a walk and hug a clown
All the funny ones are down
And I think you deserve an Oscar
For pretending nothings wrong
Every day theres something else
But you carry yourself
Like the greatest actor
Acting like the world is not
Breaking up before your eyes
You deserve a prize
Watch a war under the sheets
Get a coffee down the street
Plastic bags in harmony
Everybodys incomplete
Whos the best at saving face
Whos the toughest in the race
Forget the pope you have the grace
Youre my nomination
You deserve an Oscar
For pretending nothings wrong
Every day you face the scenes
But you put on your jeans
Like the greatest actor
Acting like the world is not
Breaking up and slowly dying
You deserve a prize