If I Were A Rich Man

If I Were A Rich Man - West End Concert Orchestra

If I were a rich man

Ya ha deedle deedle bubba bubba deedle deedle dum

All day long I'd biddy biddy bum

If I were a wealthy man

I wouldn't have to work hard

Ya ha deedle deedle bubba bubba deedle deedle dum

If I were a biddy biddy rich

Yidle diddle didle didle man

I'd build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen

Right in the middle of the town

A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below

There would be one long staircase just going up

And one even longer coming down

And one more leading nowhere just for show

I'd fill my yard with chicks

And turkeys and geese and ducks

For the town to see and hear

Swaqwk just slouly us the can

And each loud cheep and swaqwk and honk and quack

Would land like a trumpet on the ear

As if to say here lives a wealthy man

Yeah

If I were a rich man

Ya ha deedle deedle bubba bubba deedle deedle dum

All day long I'd biddy biddy bum

If I were a wealthy man

I wouldn't have to work hard

Ya ha deedle deedle bubba bubba deedle deedle dum

If I were a biddy biddy rich

Yidle diddle didle didle man

I see my wife my Golde

Looking like a rich man's wife

With a proper double chin

Supervising meals to her heart's delight

I see her putting on airs and strutting like a peacock

Oh what a happy mood she's in

Screaming at the servants day and night

The most important men in town

Would come to fawn on me

They would ask me to advise them

Like a Solomon the Wise

If you please Reb Tevye

Pardon me Reb Tevye

Posing question that would cross a rabbi's eyes

And it won't make one bit of difference

If I answer right or wrong

When you're rich they think you really know

If I were rich I'd have the time that I lack

To sit in the synagogue and pray

And maybe have a seat by the Eastern wall

And I'd discuss the holy books with the learned men

Several hours every day

This would be the sweetest thing of all

If I were a rich man

Ya ha deedle deedle bubba bubba deedle deedle dum

All day long I'd biddy biddy bum

If I were a wealthy man

I wouldn't have to work hard

Ya ha deedle deedle bubba bubba deedle deedle dum

If I were a wealthy man