Cousin Kevin Model Child

Cousin Kevin Model Child - The Who

I got up this morning

And did fifty-five press-ups Dad

I brushed my teeth since breakfast

And I threw away my Playboy that's bad

The Ferrari's in the garage

And I gave it a wash just for you

But please don't make me come to the theatre;

It's so uncool

I'll babysit my cousin

And I promise not to tease him oh no

I'll caress his little haircut

And do everything to please him oh

I'll watch him like a hawkeye

In case a fit should seize him

But please don't make me come to the theatre;

It's so grim

Kevin's a model child

Always as good as gold

Kevin is never wild

Always does as he's told