Disney Princess

Disney Princess - Lewberger

I wish I could be a Disney princess

So I could marry a homeless Arabian man

Oh

I wish I could be a Disney princess

So I could have furniture as my only friends

Oh

And I wish I could be a Disney princess

So I could fight the Mongolian army

And be a man

I wish I could be a Disney princess

So I could play with seven tiny men

Oh

If I were a Disney princess

I would have everything at my fingertips

I could be Native American

If I were a Disney princess

I could cry life saving tears

I could resurrect dead men with my tears

Jasmine

I wanna be you Cinderella

I wanna be you

I just don't wanna be

The part of your life where you were a slave

Moana

I wanna be you Ariel

I wanna be you so I could hang out with

Giant sassy drag queen squids

Oh

And I wish I could be a Disney princess

So I could marry some guy who kisses me as I sleep

What a dream

Oh yeah

I wish I could be a Disney princess

So I could be afraid of making ice

'Cause I don't wanna kill my sister

Alex do you wanna build a snowman

No I wanna high five the ocean

Okay

I wish I could be a Disney princess

So I could have a man find up my head

Oh yeah this feels awesome

I wish I could be a Disney princess

So I could have horse mice

I really want horse mice

If I were a Disney princess

I would have everything at my fingertips

I could be African American

What

If I were a Disney princess

I could go on psychedelic trips

Making tapestries with bears

Aurora

I wanna be you Snow White

I wanna be you

I just don't wanna be the part

Of your life where you were poisoned

No

Belle

I wanna be you Mulan

I wanna be you so that I could have a sassy dragon

I want a sassy dragon

I wanna be a Disney princess

If I were I'd take no recess

To spread the warmth and love is the best

Way to live your life

I'd be a handsome man's wife

And we'd kiss and we'd kiss

And we'd kiss

I wish I could be a Disney princess

So I could marry a homeless Arabian man