Tit Willow(The Bronx Bird Watcher)

The Bronx Bird Watcher - Allan Sherman

On a branch of a tree sat a little tomtit

Singing willow tit willow tit willow

An uncomfortable place for a boidie to sit

Singing willow tit willow tit willow

So I said to him Boidie why don't you go way

He said Thanks very much but I'm planning to stay

I'm gung sit on that branch for the rest of the day

Singing willow tit willow tit willow

So I said to him Boidie you look so distraught

Singing willow tit willow tit willow

You gonna be glad when you'll see what I brought

A pillow a pillow a pillow

I said Boidie your pardon I humbly would beg

Put this comfortable pillow right under your leg

He said Leave me alone while I'm laying an egg

Uh willow tit willow tit willow

That night by the light of a matzoh ball moon

Singing willow tit willow tit willow

That boidie was singing the same catchy tune

Willow tit willow tit willow

And I came and I took him right down from his branch

And I brought him back home to mine split-level ranch

And I said to my wife Here's a gift for you Blanche

He sings 'willow tit willow tit willow '

Next morning I got up and went to the shop

Singing willow tit willow tit willow

That tune was so catchy it just wouldn't stop

Willow willow willow titty willow willow willow

Titty willow willow willow willow

That night I said Blanche how's the bird She said Well

The boid was delicious it tasted just swell

But as I fricaseed him he gave out a yell

'Oi willow tit willow tit willow '