How Far to Little Rock Lyrics
Hello stranger
Why hello there stranger
Ah could you tell me how far
It is to Little Rock
Well no sir I couldn't buddy
But they's a devil of a big'n down
Here in Pap's old field
Hello stranger
Why hello again stranger
Your corn looks awful little and yellow
Ah I planted the little yellow kind this year
Well you must not be figuring
On much more than half a crop are ya
That's exactly right
I'm raisin' on the shares 50 50
You couldn't be very far from a fool
Couldn't be what
Very far from a fool
That's right son just
This microphone here between us
Hello stranger
Why hello there stranger
How did your potatoes turn out
Son you'll have to speak a little louder
I don't hear too well out of this left ear
I said how did your taters turn out
Oh my taters They didn't turn out
A'tall the old sow rooted them out
Hello stranger
Hello there stranger
Would you head that cow there for me
Buddy she's got a head
Well turn her then
The hairy side's turned out
Well would you speak to her
Good morning old heifer
Hello stranger
Why hello there stranger
Why don't you cover your house
Well when it's raining I can't buddy
And when the sun is shining it don't leak
Hello stranger
Hello there stranger
How far did you say it was to Little Rock
Buddy ain't you found out how far it is yet
I can't I can't find out a'tall
Well I'm sure glad to tell you buddy
It's three lengths of a fool
If you don't believe it lay down
And measure it sometime