Eeh! Ah! Oh! Ooh!

Friends pick up that bottle you will finding

Standing in the centre of your dining room table

Now examine it carefully and read what it says

On the very small print on the back of the label

Note that it's contents are invaluable for pea soup

Falling ears irritation of the nurglers exterminating socks and preserving eggs

And that doctors strongly recommend it as a cure for

The lurgi the on set of the nadgers spots before the

Ankles soft shoulders pink toenail and acute emulsion on the legs

So ooooo ow

If you're turning pimply and your knees are turning blue

Don't be nervous simply try eeh ah oh oh ooh

Practice every morning and you'll find that you

Almost without warning will be eeh oh ah oh ooh

Combat cure infection with this latest thing

Follow the directions and ping

Now the nights are colder you'll find what to do

Write on the folder just eeh ah oh ooh

When the plin affects you or you got the flu

You'll find what protects you is eeh ah nicky nu

Better than the whisky brandy gin or glue

Makes your liver frisky does eeh or ah nu

And for making coffee or for going deaf

Making me a coffee and ya ha ya ya ha

So if you get heated don't get in a stew

Hold your breath be seated and eeh ah oh ooh

So when your out of kizzel and the rent is due

Just a tiny spoonful will do

And oh ah arg oh glug arg arc arg ooh

Oh oh that's better