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What Do You Do

Tommy Steele Featuring Benny Hill29 Mar 2023

What Do You Do Lyrics

What Do You Do - Tommy Steele

Written by:BENNETT/Lionel Bart/Mike Pratt

What do you do when you're invited

Out to the joint where guys get knighted

Raise your hat and say that you're delighted

Yes but tell me

 

What do you do when noses stick up

'Cos you don't know which knife to pick up

 

Look around you and politely hic cough

Yes but I know

Champaign tea and caviar need to be approached with etiquette

Very well then campaign for a samovar

 

Get the better of the better set cor blimey

What do you do when debutanties

Take you to tea to meet their aunties

 

You're as wise as I am fine advisor I am

What do you do

 

What do you do what do you do

 

What do you what do you do

 

What do you do what do you do

What do you do what do you do

What do you do what do you do

What do you do with no school tie on

No oxford accent to rely on

 

Sing a verse or two of any old iron

Yes but tell me

 

What do you do when you go places

What do you wear when at the races

 

S'pose I'll have to use me father's braces

Yes but I know

 

Fish and chips and jellied eels is a diet I don't understand

 

Oh how I wish you knew just how it feels

 

Eating a banana down the strand oh matey

What do you do when clubs refuse you

 

Can't even get your name in who's who

 

You're as wise as I am fine advisor I am

What do you do

 

What do you do what do you do

What do you do what do you do

 

What do you do

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