Two Tone Shoes

One part's white

The other is tan

I bought 'em down at Tom McAn

Now don't you

Step on my two-tone shoes

I'll give you a bruise

If you step on my shoes

I went to a dance

At the Cimarron

I danced all night

With my new shoes on

I durn near danced myself to death

The tongues in my shoes

Was a-pantin' for breath

Now don't you

Step on my two-tone shoes

Please don't abuse

My purty two-tone shoes

I danced on the bottoms

You danced on the top

Honey this stuff has got to stop

Now don't you

Step on my two-tone shoes

You've ruined them now

You great big clumsy cow

Now honey you look

So nice and neat

Where did you get them

Great big feet

When we're dancin' all alone

Leave them combat boots at home

Now don't you

Step on my two-tone shoes

Can't you see your feet

Are killin' me

Now tell me Alice

Was it malice

When you stepped upon my callus

My two-tones

I wore 'em plumb full of holes

The tops are shot

Have mercy on my soles