Lotsa Luck (LP版)

Lotsa Luck (LP版) - Allan Sherman

When you're driving through the desert

And your car runs out of gas

Lotsa luck pal lotsa luck

When you try to stop some strangers

They will holler as they pass

Lotsa luck pal lotsa luck

So you walk eight miles and all uphill

To call the Auto Club

And the whole thing's nip and tuck

'Cause they'll ask you for your number

And your number's in your wallet

And your wallet's in your car so lotsa luck

When your television set breaks down

And needs repairin' bad

Lotsa luck pal lotsa luck

You look through the Yellow Pages

For an honest-looking ad

Lotsa luck pal lotsa luck

Then the fellow comes

And says your set must go into the shop

And he takes it in his truck

Four months later when he brings it back

It's someone else's set

Besides he drops it down the steps so lotsa luck

Some people think a horseshoe's

Gonna bring them lots of luck

A horseshoe is a luck charm of course

But for every set of horseshoes

Human beings use for luck

Somewhere in this world's a barefoot horse

(A barefoot horse)

When you buy a tape recorder

Of the automatic kind

Lotsa luck pal lotsa luck

If it's simplified for folks

Who aren't mechanically inclined

Lotsa luck pal lotsa luck

There's a small instruction booklet

That's one hundred pages long

And on page one you get stuck

It says if unsatisfactory

You must bring this to the factory

And the factory's in Japan so Rotsa Ruck