Cookie Thumper!

Cookie Thumper! (饼干桑普！) - Die Antwoord

There once was a little girl

Who had a crush on a bad bad boy

But when that bad boy got out of prison

That little girl's a** was in big big trouble

Daai bra anies hy's n fokken gam bra

Haai daai anies hy lam innie mang ja

'Ken sy my nommer ' xha boy what's your number

Twee ses twee sewe of is jy n ag bra

Start giving it up 4 little evil me

My fingerz r green coz I'm a mean d**e fiend

I'm wicked like mad d o g

Fresh like a little dark g o d

Yo-landi vi$$er got da hypest flow

Start talking in tongues whenever I get stoned

Mudaf**kn mindz get blown

Every time I rap in2 da microphone

My zef accent iz very foreign

When I speak overseaz dey go: I beg your pardon

U can't get me like eric cartman

Naughty little kitty go meow

Yes daddy I'm a big girl now

Jas little devil make your dick go wow

Chea boy yo-landi vi$$er is hot stuff

Daai bra anies hy's n fokken gangsta

Haai daai bra anies hy lam innie mang ja

'Ken sy my nommer ' xha boy what's your number

Twee ses twee sewe of is jy n ag bra

Daai bra anies hy droom innie mang ja

Van my punani ja jys lekker jas bra

Vinger in jou hol in nxa haal uit die ganja

Ja pakkie zol in klap it soos n rasta

I rhyme tight tight tight tight

Spark mosh-pit sh*t coz I rhyme so hype

Put me in front of sum1 I don't like

I go punch kick bite fight

I'm kray-kray like o d b

Yo-landi down wid o p p

I smell lovely coz I don't eat meat

2 much bubbly den I go pee-pee

Look out here cum little evil me

I got a itchy little need 4 speed

Rap on da beat like a hi-speed chase song

I gooi rooi no mudafukin breaks on

All deze pop songz sound like da same song

I burn dem ja mudaf**ka flame on

Bow down 2 her mudaf**kn majesty

No rapper out dere az bad az me

Sny jou koekie

Sny-sny jou snoekie cookie

Daai bra anies hy's n fokken gam bra

Haai daai anies hy lam innie mang ja

'Ken sy my nommer ' xha boy what's your number

Twee ses twee sewe of is jy n ag bra

Daai bra anies hy's a fokken gangsta

Daai bra anies hy's vars uitie mang ja

Wys hom punani waars jou cookie thumper

Gee hom punani maar hy soekie bum bra

Daai bra anies hy's a fokken rou bra

Ek blom met anies lekker oppie sofa

He love yo-landi coz I'm blonde all over

Maar yoh daai anies hy hou van my boude