Don't Bother

She's got the kind of look

That defies gravity

She's the greatest cook

And she's fat free

She's been to private school

And she speaks perfect French

She's got the perfect friends

Oh isn't she cool

She practices Tai-Chi

She'd never lose her nerve

She's more than you deserve

She's just far better than me

Hey Hey

So

Don't Bother

I won't die

Of Deception

I promise you won't ever see me cry

Don't feel sorry

And

Don't Bother

I'll be fine

But she's waiting

The ring you gave to her will lose it's shine

So Don't Bother be unkind

I'm sure she doesn't know

How to touch you like I would

I beat her at that one good

And

Don't you think so

She's almost six feet tall

She must think that I'm a flea

I'm really a cat you see

And it's not my last life at all

Hey Hey

So

Don't Bother

I won't die

Of Deception

I promise you won't ever see me cry

Don't feel sorry

Don't Bother

I'll be fine

But she's waiting

The ring you gave to her will lose it's shine

So

Don't Bother be unkind

For you I'd give up all I own

And move to a communist country

If you came with me of course

And I'd file my nails

So they don't hurt you

And lose those pounds

And learn about football

If it made you stay

But you won't

But you won't

So

Don't Bother

I'll be fine

I'll be fine

I'll be fine

I'll be fine

Promise you won't ever see me cry

And after all

I'm glad that I'm not your type

Promise you won't ever see me cry

Don't Bother

I'll be fine

I'll be fine

I'll be fine

I'll be fine

Promise you won't ever see me cry

And after all

I'm glad that I'm not your type

Not your type

Not your type

Not your type

Promise you won't ever see me cry

Don't Bother - Ameritz Countdown Tributes