Help I'm A Rock/Transylvania Boogie (Live)

Help I'm a rock help I'm a rock help I'm a rock

Ahahahahahahaaa

Help I'm a rock help I'm a rock help I'm a rock

Somebody please please

Help I'm a rock help I'm a rock

Wow man it's a drag being a rock

Help I'm a rock

I wish I was anything but a rock

Heck I'd even like to be a policeman

Hey you know what you know maybe if I practised you know

Maybe if I passed my driving test

I could get a gig drivin' that bus and pick some freaks up

In front of Ben Franks right

Help I'm a cop help I'm a cop help I'm a cop

Help I'm a rock

Help I'm a cop help I'm a cop

It's a drag being a cop I think I'd rather be the mayor

Always wondered what I was gonna be when I grew up you know

Always wondered whether or not whether or not I could make it

You know in society because

You know it's a drag when you're rejected

So I tore the cover off a book of matches and I sent in

And I got this letter back that said UHU AHA

It can't happen here

It can't happen here

I'm telling you my dear

That it can't happen here

Because I been checkin' it out baby

I checked it out a couple a times hmmmmmmmm

And I'm telling you

It can't happen here

Oh darling it's important that you believe me

Bop bop bop bop

That it can't happen here

Who could imagine that they would freak out somewhere in Kansas

Kansas Kansas tototototodo

Kansas Kansas tototototodo

Kansas Kansas

Who could imagine that they would freak out in Minnesota

Mimimimimimimi Minnesota Minnesota Minnesota

Who could imagine

Who could imagine

That they would freak out in Washington D C

D C D C D C D C D C

It can't happen here

Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba

It can't happen here

It can't happen here

Everybody's safe and it can't happen here

No freaks for us

It can't happen here

Everybody's clean and it can't happen here

No no it won't happen here

I'm telling you it can't

It won't happen here

Bop bop didi bop didi bop bop bop

Plastic folks you know

It won't happen here

You're safe mama

You're safe baby

You just cook a TV dinner

And you make it

Bop bop bop

No no no no

Oh we're gonna get a TV dinner and cook it up

Go get a TV dinner and cook it up

Cook it up

Oh and it won't happen here

No no no no no no no no no no no

Man you guys are really safe

Everything's cool

Who could imagine

Who could imagine

That they would freak out in the suburbs

I remember

Tu tu

I remember

Tu tu

I remember

Tu tu

They had a swimming pool

I remember

Tu tu

I remember

Tu tu

They had a swimming pool

I remember

Tu tu

I remember

Tu tu

They had a swimming pool

And they thought it couldn't happen here

Duh duh duh duh duh

They knew it couldn't happen here

They were so sure it couldn't happen here

But

Suzie

Yes yes yes I've always felt that

Yes I agree man it really makes it yeah

It's a real THING man

And it really makes it

Makes it

Suzie you just got to town

And we've been we've been very interested

In your development

Forget it

Hmmmmmmmmm

It can't happen here