You Probably Shouldn't Move Here

(歌手讲述)

Well I heard that your state could be sinking

Deep into the briny sea

And all of them earthquakes got you thinking

About leaving californee

There's riots and there's floods and it's smoggy

Toxic waste on yonder beach

And all of them hippies down in santa cruz

Are starting to suck just like a leach(hey man)

You're sick of sunshine and surfing

You've had all the tofu you can take

Well look here times a wasting

You just move to the centennial state

Some people think our state is square

They're wrong just wait and see

I walk a mile high

Colorado's right for me

Well riding on a cow can make you tired

And it gets a little cold(That's true)

But if y'all could use a little swaying

Here's val from the dabllo you's(hey)

Riding rodeos and square dancing

You farm like mad all day

You might think that I'm lying

Shoot listen what my uncle's gotta say

I'm an old smelly geezer

I don't know what rhymes with that

If you've got a boil you could pick it

Get out of my yard and give me my chicken

Some people think our state is square

They're wrong just wait and see

I walk a mile high

Colorado's right for me

Hey ly ho o ly ho hu wu

Hey ly ho o ly ho hu wu

Hey ly ho o ly ho hu wu

Hey ly ho o ly ho hu wu

Some people think our state is square

They're wrong just wait and see

I walk a mile high

Colorado's right for me