Walter, Walter (Lead Me To The Altar)

Walter, Walter (Lead Me to the Altar) - Gracie Fields

Walter and me we've been courting for years

But he's never asked me to wed

When leap year comes round I give three hearty cheers

Hip hip hooray hip hip hooray hip hip hooray

As I do the asking instead

I don't want to die an old maid

So I sing him this serenade

Walter Walter lead me to the altar

I'll make a better man of you

Walter Walter buy the bricks and mortar

And we'll build a love nest for two

My bottom drawer's all packed and ready

My bridal gown's as good as new

Walter Walter lead me to the altar

And make all me nightmares come true

Walter Walter lead me to the altar

I don't cost much to keep in food

Walter Walter mother says you ought

So take me while she's in the mood

You know I'm very fond of chickens

We'll raise a lovely little brood

Walter Walter lead me to the altar

And I'll show you where I'm tattooed

Walter Walter lead me to the altar

Don't say I've met me water loo

Walter Walter tears are tasting salter

And I've lost me handkerchief too

Don't muck the goods about no longer

My old age pension's nearly due

Walter Walter lead me to the altar

It's either the workhouse or you