Black Lassie (LP版)

Black Lassie (LP版) - Cheech And Chong

Hi I'm Johnny Stash

And I'm here to sing about

A great American dog

Black Lassie

Hit it Carl

She was born in the Detroit ghetto

During the riots of '65

Her daddy was a big fat alley rat

But he could lick a dog twice his size

Her mama was

A long legged Afghan

And she came from the

High class part of town

But late at night

When the moon got bright

Her and the rat

Really went to town

Black Lassie fat and sassy

She started poor aw

But now she's rich

She's the queen

Of the doggy world

Black Lassie is a ghetto

(Sssh don't you say it)

But I'm talking about Black Lassie

Now I want everybody to listen

While Carl plays with his wa-wa

That was Carl and his wa-wa

Thank you very much Carl

That's just fine

You can stop now Carl

Carl you can stop now

Gimme that wa-wa Carl

Don't you ever try to play when I'm

Singing about a great American dog

Black Lassie fat and sassy

She started poor aw

But now she's rich

She's the queen of

All the doggys in the world

Because Black Lassie

She's a ghetto

(Sssh don't you say it)

But I'm talking about Black Lassie

A great American

Half dog half rat

Don't mess with her

Because she'a a real (shut up)

Aw shut up yourself

I wasn't gonna say B***h

I'm talking about Black Lassie

I can just see little Timmy now

Standing in front of that liquor store

Calling his dog

Here Black Lassie

Here Black Lassie

Come over here girl

Get out that trashcan

And come over here

Woo you stink where you been

In that store playing with men again

Come over here girl

I got a cheeseburger for you

That's right sit up

Aw that's a good girl

Aw God you're ugly

Those beady eyes

But I love you girl

Speak for me girl

Speak for me

I love you