Jed The Humanoid

Last night something pretty bad happened

We lost a friend

We lost a friend

All shocked and broken

All shocked and broken

Shut down exploded

Shut down exploded

Jeddy 3 is what we first called him

Then it was Jed

Then it was Jed

But Jed's systems dead

Jed's systems dead

Therefore so's Jed

Therefore so's Jed

We assembled him in the kitchen

Made out of this and

Made out of this and

Made out of that and

Made out of that and

Whatever was at hand

Whatever was at hand

When we finished Jed we were so proud

We celebrated

We celebrated

We congratulated

We congratulated

At what we'd created

What we'd created

Jed could run or walk sing or talk and

Compile thoughts and

Compile thoughts and

Solve lots of problems

Solve lots of problems

We learned so much from him

Learned so much from him

A couple years went by something happened

We gave Jed less attention

Gave less attention

We had new inventions

Had new inventions

We left for a convention

Left for a convention

Jed had found our booze drink and drank every drop

He fizzled and popped

He fizzled and popped

He rattled and knocked

He rattled and knocked

And finally he just stopped

And finally he just stopped