Shy

Shy - Carol Burnett

Well who's the lucky man

Hey nonny nonny is it you

Hey nonny nonny nonny no

Hey nonny nonny is it you

Hey nonny nonny nonny no

Hey nonny nonny is it you or you or you or you or

Nonny nonny noony noony nonny noonny

No no no

Someone's being bashful

That's no way to be

Not with me

Can't you see

That I am just as embarassed as you

And I can understand your point of view

I've always been shy

I confess that I'm shy

Can't you guess that this confident air

Is a mask that I wear 'cause I'm shy

And you can be sure

Way down deep I'm demure

Though some people I know may deny it

At bottom I'm quiet and pure

I'm aware that it's wrong to be meek as I am

My chances may pass me by

I pretend to be strong but as weak as I am

All I can do is try

God knows I try

Though I'm frightened and shy

And despite the impression I give

I confess that I'm living a lie

Because I'm actually terribly timid

And horribly shy

Though a lady may be dripping with glamour

As often as not she will stumble and stammer

When suddenly confronted with romance

And she's likely to fall on her face

When she's finally face to face

With a pair of pants

Quite often the lady's not as hard to please as she seems

Quite often she will settle for something less

Than the man of her dreams

I'm going fishing for a mate

She's going fishing for a mate

I'm gonna look in every brook

She's gonna look in every brook

But how much longer must I wait

With baited breath and hook

Oh that was wonderful

And that is why

Though I'm painfully shy

I'm insane to know which sir you sir

Not I sir

Then who sir

Where sir and when sir

I couldn't be tenser

So let's get this done man

Get on with the fun man

I am one man

The lady's one man

Shy