Petey's King of France (Album Version)

Petey's King of France (Album) - Peg Leg Pete

I was born to cheat and lie

I'm a mean

Rotten guy

When you ask me

Why I'm nasty

Here's my reason why

At that stork delivery

Mommy screamed

Woe is me

Such a dork

Hey Mr Stork

Behold my misery

Pete is ghastly

Pete's a blob

Pete's a nasty

Naughty slob

Can it sister

I'm the mister

Who will get the job

So I'm nasty

I'm no good

I'll be king

Knock on wood

I'll impress ya

Though I'm just a

Common lowly hood

Ha

If you can't be loved

Be feared

Don't get shoved

Sheep get sheared

Be the king

Pull the string

Or else you might get speared

I'm so happy

I could dance

Seize my chance

I'll advance

Come and cheer me

Love and fear me

Petey's King of France

Haha

Come and cheer me love and fear me

Petey's King of France

Why'd the music stop