Lucky Me

Lucky Me - Bachelor Girl

To blame me for his life

I get bunches of roses from another guy

And hate mail from his wife

I date a stupid jerk who forgets my name

Likes making love watchin' t v

And some guy calls in the middle of the night

Just so I can hear him breathe

Lucky me

Lucky Lucky me

I have everything in the whole wide world

A girl could ever need

Lucky me

Lucky Lucky little old me

I've got a great car It's a red convertible

Got a nice house in the suburbs

With 'Hells Angel's' as neighbours aswell

I've got a scholarship for a hundred years of college

If I want to study dentistry

And my folks just want me married

And popping out the grandkids

To keep them company

I think I wanna join the chrishnas

Give up all my wordly goods

And cut off all my hair

There's nothing that I have right now

That brings me any joy

When I'm shopping at the mall

Can't find it anywhere

Well I got my Tamagotchi

And I got my wristwatch wound

I have so many friends on the internet

I could never be alone

I got just enough cash to pay alot of tax

Not enough to quit my job

Got a fools gold ring a credit card debt

Psychiatrist for my dog